Friday, January 27, 2006

Insert "Million Little Pieces" joke here.

Damn.


I'm scared just looking at her.

Look at her, she's all flawlessly beautiful in her wrath and shit.

But seriously, I have learned three things about this whole Frey memoir dust-up:

1. Do not ever, ever, ever make Oprah mad. Because she will tear you apart on national tv and then make you thank her for the oportunity to publicly shit your pants.

2. Book publishers are, like, one notch above "child molester" on the morality scale.

3. We, the public, understand very little about addicts and the nature of addiction.

My prediction? Frey will fall off the wagon, then go back into rehab, recover, and come back and write a memoir about how Oprah drove him to it.

5 comments:

MonstrousJoe said...

She's come a long way from the Color Purple....

Spooney said...

I am frightened and yet, slighty aroused by Oprah in this pic.
What kind of sinister magic does this woman possess!
"All hail The Oprah!"

vikkitikkitavi said...

You bastard.

I'm your mean-ass woman!

You want to be aroused by a withering stare, come see me, baby.

Melissa said...

I have to say that, honestly, I don't care if he lied or not. That book really touched me, whether it is all truth, all fiction, or half and half. I loved it.

Plus, a drug addict who ALSO proves to be a liar?? SHOCKING!!

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Truth is, many guys find Oprah sexy, but will never admit it to another soul.
Spooney-you got balls.