Shooting fish in a barrel

Blackwell's worst-dressed women of 2005 are:

1) Britney Spears - Blackwell calls her "an over-the-hill Lolita." I call her "does anyone care about this bitch anymore?"
2) Mary-Kate Olsen - I totally disagree about this one. I think Mary-Kate is a fashion icon. I mean, she took the whole Annie Hall thing of the 70s, and so totally updated it by being much shorter than Diane Keaton.
3) Jessica Simpson - Blackwell says she's a "cut-rate Rapunzel slingin' hash in a Vegas diner." I say she's about 1 bad marriage away from "Dancing with the Stars."
4) Eva Longoria - Ooooh, I wouldn't want to be on the set with her today.
5) Mariah Carey - Mr. Blackwell wishes she would leave more to the imagination. There's an obvious joke there, except I think the majority of straight men would agree. She starting to resemble a blow-up doll with a microphone.
6) Paris Hilton - Paris just needs to hire better dressers. Clearly the bad outfits are not her idea, since I really don't think she has ideas.
7) Anna Nicole Smith - Oh, leave Anna alone. The bitch is clearly crazy.
8) Shakira - Sha-who? Really, she's that famous, that she gets on this list? I mean, my dog groomer has bad hair too, but she's not on this fucking list, dude.
9) Lindsay Lohan - Should have been #1. Not only does she look awful, and I mean always, but she was so cute and young and normal, like, a year ago.
10) Renee Zellweger - Man, if you can't look pretty on your wedding day, you can't look pretty: