Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Crumbearable

Last night while watching tv, I was inundated with commercials for this product:

What is it? It's cheese, pre-crumbled into little pieces for your convenience!

I say Crumbles ranks as one of the most annoying products ever, and not just because they reworked that insipid EMF pop song "You're Unbelievable" into their jingle: They're crumbelievable!

Although Christ knows that's bad enough.

I object to Crumbles for one reason, and one reason only: who the fuck are these people who are too lazy to crumble their own damn cheese???

2 comments:

Spooney said...

"and not just because they reworked that insipid EMF pop song "You're Unbelievable" into their jingle: They're crumbelievable!"

yeah, they just beat out Preparation H, who were going use that song "It's bumbelievable!"

true story

Grant Miller said...

I heard that commercial a couple days ago. I'm surprised that song wasn't used in an ad sooner. Perhaps EMF are more punk rock than I expected held out for the right opportunity.