...you're on notice, bitches.
My sister has quite rightly called you out for the extreme ugliness of your footwear, and your resistance to color and style. Take heed.
And the whole Croc thing? I'm pretty sure it started in Denver, or at least Boulder. And so you, the citizens of the greater Denver metropolitan area, I cannot stress strongly enough your need to arrest the whole Croc thing now, before it goes any further.
Los Angeles did not try to stop the Ugg thing, and look what happened. A whole nation became inflicted.
By the way, women of the midwest still wearing Uggs...it is so over. Stop wearing them. Everyone is laughing at you.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
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Great. There go my ideas for my wife's birthday. Guess I will just hand her the usual Wal-Mart gift card.
Not only does my mom wear Crocs (though, I can cut her some slack as she is nearing 60 and is from Mississippi), but my MALE ROOMMATE wears them, too. And as he is in his late 30's and from Connecticut, I refuse to cut him any slack.
eewwwwww
I went to the website
http://www.crocs.com/consumer/product/footwear/
check out "The Islander" it says "great for hanging out or hitting the town" If I was to "hit the town" with these on, I can only hope that the town would hit me back, really hard.
What about "the professional" the "looks great at the office"?
The tyranny of the comfort-obsessed, that's what this is all about, my friends.
The company was started by a woman in Niwot , aka "the new Boulder." They're everywhere around here: I saw them at a posh store in Vail last night, at the Pepsi Center (with the Avs logo), at Day Spas, and men wear them to work here. There's no escaping it!!!
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