Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need.

So apparently this story about a women trying to sabotage a flight from London to Dulles armed only with some Vaseline, a screwdriver, and a note from Al-Quaida, is just plain false.

Of course it is. She's not MacGuyver, after all.

But it got me thinking, if I were headed to the US, what 3 items (1 cosmetic, 1 tool, 1 document)would I absolutely have to have with me?

How about:
1. Cosmetic: Maybelline mascara - you know, that pink and green tube. Nothing works better. And I look terrible without mascara.
2. Tool: My little sewing kit - complete with needle and thread, safety pins, and hem tape. That thing has saved my life a million times!
3. Document: Does Vanity Fair count?

Readers, let me hear your lists. And remember, Corky made it off that destroyer armed with only a dance belt and a tube of Chapstick.

7 comments:

Spooney said...

CORKY! CORKEEEYYYYY!
Damn, I wish I was in this show!

david said...

1. A credit card. Doesn't matter which kind, or whose.
2. Purel hand sanitizer.
3. An Allen Wrench

yo sisters cube mate said...

Since you restricted us to cosmetic, tool, and document, here is that list:

Cosmetic: Does toothpaste count? I don't use any cosmetics...
Tool: Leatherman, that way I get lots of tools in one kit.
Document: I am thinking you absolutely have to have a photo ID, passport or license.

Is this being way too practical???

Asparagus P said...

1. My iced-out mouth grill
2. Bong
3. Vibe magazine

vikkitikkitavi said...

Spooney: We need to own that.

David: Nice Type A - Type B mix, dude.

YSCM: Yes.

Asparagus P: Now that's a list.

Mazur said...

1. anusol (like preperation H but with a bit more tang, and about a buck less).

2. Crack pipe (I have enough residue to last until we get off the tarmac).

3. Klingon Dictionary (because you gotta look cool, right?)

vikkitikkitavi said...

Mazur: my favorite list yet!