Monday, August 28, 2006

Your Monday morning Reformation joke

There's a joke you hear in the Midwest, and it goes like this:
Never take just one Baptist fishing with you. If you take just one, he'll drink all your beer. If you take two, they won't drink any.

That might explain why this Forbes survey, which is based largely on self-reporting, finds that Milwaukee and Minneapolis/St. Paul are the drunkest cities in America, whereas many southern cities rate suspiciously low.

Lutherans. They'll tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not.

2 comments:

Grant Miller said...

I guess there's always next year for St. Charles, Illinois!

vikkitikkitavi said...

Grant, you must not be trying hard enough.