Never take just one Baptist fishing with you. If you take just one, he'll drink all your beer. If you take two, they won't drink any.
That might explain why this Forbes survey, which is based largely on self-reporting, finds that Milwaukee and Minneapolis/St. Paul are the drunkest cities in America, whereas many southern cities rate suspiciously low.
Lutherans. They'll tell you the truth whether you want to hear it or not.
2 comments:
I guess there's always next year for St. Charles, Illinois!
Grant, you must not be trying hard enough.
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