Thursday, August 31, 2006

Post in which I stick my size 9 espadrille up the butt of an America-hater

Chris over at Some Guy's Blog is pleading with people not to buy shit they don't need.

I don't know why he hates America.

But America hates him right back, I'll tell you what.

America loooooves me, and I have a brand-new DSW Premier member card to prove it.

Because I am patriotic. I buy shoes.

Lots and lots of shoes.

So many shoes, even the companies I give my money to feel like they should give me something back.

Like reward points, which I can use to buy more shoes.

It's a great fucking country, right?

Fuckin' A, Bubba.


Megan said...

If you REALLY loved America, you'd buy some Crocs.

Chris said...

I can just hear you gently humming "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" as they swipe your credit card.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Megan: Crocs! That's not even an American animal.

Chris: Why don't you just keep your sick fantasies to yourself, bub?

Anonymous said...

That's a really nice shoe.

I don't hate America now, but I would for you. Yummy.