Chris over at Some Guy's Blog is pleading with people not to buy shit they don't need.
I don't know why he hates America.
But America hates him right back, I'll tell you what.
America loooooves me, and I have a brand-new DSW Premier member card to prove it.
Because I am patriotic. I buy shoes.
Lots and lots of shoes.
So many shoes, even the companies I give my money to feel like they should give me something back.
Like reward points, which I can use to buy more shoes.
It's a great fucking country, right?
Fuckin' A, Bubba.
3 comments:
If you REALLY loved America, you'd buy some Crocs.
I can just hear you gently humming "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" as they swipe your credit card.
That's a really nice shoe.
I don't hate America now, but I would for you. Yummy.
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