Thursday, August 24, 2006

Size does matter



It's official: Pluto can no longer cut it, and is now joining iceberg lettuce, Uggs, VCRs, and Judd Nelson on the list of things for which we no longer have any use.

10 comments:

Skylers Dad said...

In Sun Micro lingo, our solar system has just had a Reduction in Force.

vikkitikkitavi said...

I hope Pluto gets a nice severance package.

Spooney said...

"I hope Pluto gets a nice severance package."
I heard it's gonna buy a Caddy & retire to Miami.

GETkristiLOVE said...

They can't do that, how am I going to remember the names of the planets and their order?!

"My Very Earnest Mother Just Served Us Nine..."

Nine what?! It doesn't make sense now. Those scientists just shit all over my world.

dad said...

"My Very Earnest Mother Just Served Us Nachos".

Spooney said...

mmmmmmmmm
nachos

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Everything we "think" we know is wrong. This just proves it.

Maybe God didn't design Pluto intelligently enough to cut it.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Spooney: I didn't know Pluto was Jewish. I thought he was Italian.

GKristiL: Just Served Us Nothing, I guess. Thanks a lot, Mother.

Dad: You come through - with Nachos, no less. Excellent.

Spooney: I know! Right?

RandyLuv: I guess you never heard that God doesn't make mistakes. It is our expectations that are flawed.

Skylers Dad said...

This is sweet:
http://www.kottke.org/06/08/pluto-mnemonic-device-contest-results

The winner was:
My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums.

Spooney said...

"Spooney: I didn't know Pluto was Jewish. I thought he was Italian."
Yeah, he's a planet, he's been circumferencesized.